Wednesday, December 13, 2006

12 Priests

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted,
nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached
to his weenie and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she
danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached
a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before
the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with
the same response from all the
priests until she got to the final
priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring
so loudly that it flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in
nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled
to where the bell came to rest. He bent
over to pick it up....

Then all the other bells started to ring.
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